The Most Useless Inventions

Inventions are great, but sometimes inventors seem to have forgotten to use their brain…

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The following list of useless inventions might make you smile. Well, at least I do hope so. They are all more or less funny but they are all patented!

  • Napkin Chain – to hold the napkin while eating
  • Pizza fork – for people with not much space in their kitchen?
  • Pet massager – never use your fingers again!
  • Fish Training Kit – now that will be fun…
  • Glove and Boot Dryer – does sound handy…
  • Phone Fingers – to keep your iPod, iPad, iPhone or other touch-pads free of fingerprints
  • DryEar Ear Dryer – Guess what it does?

So, after reading this: Please do never ever complain again that you do not have any idea for Christmas or birthday presents!

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7 Responses to “The Most Useless Inventions”
  1. briantaylor1992 Says...

    On August 14, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    I have but one word: wow… Those are very random inventions… Napkin holders and fish trainer… XD


  2. strovek Says...

    On August 14, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    I wonder if the phone finger works?


  3. JaiRudolf Says...

    On August 15, 2011 at 1:47 am

    right, but gloves and boots dryer sounded ok


  4. John Suarez Says...

    On August 15, 2011 at 2:45 am

    Well does the fish trainer, train the fish to jump in the boat? With my luck at fishing it would train probably train them to know when I’m coming…I think they already do that pretty well on their own.


  5. aroosamorose Says...

    On August 15, 2011 at 5:08 am

    Nice info.


  6. jany143 Says...

    On August 15, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    nice info..and I wonder what does ear dryer for?.. :O


  7. dcda0130 Says...

    On August 15, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    The napkin holder seems a bit to complex for me. I might dabble with buying the phone fingers if I can figure out the math formula to use them. ;)


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