Random Thoughts During Oral Sex
Sometimes unique ideas pop up when you least anticipate it—like when you’re, uh, checking out your person’s town center.
Sometimes unique ideas pop up when you least anticipate it—like when you’re, uh, checking out your person’s town center. Inquisitive to know what goes through your thoughts in the warm of when, we requested you to twitter your #ThoughtsDuringOralSex to @Cosmopolitan. Can’t. Quit. Giggling.

- “Those passing away goat sounds he’s making—that’s a great factor, right?” —Jaclyn V.
- “Glee is on tonight—yesss!” —Ginny P.
- “I really wish he took a bathtub after his baseball activity these days… Ugh, he didn’t.” —Karen E.
- “Um…my dialect band is found in his foreskin.” —Alison R.
- “Don’t gag, don’t gag, don’t gag.” —Emmah L.
- “Well…somebody ate pineapples these days.” —Nichole L.
- “‘Rub the tippy?’ Did he really just say that?” —@Rainbowweyes
- “You shaved for me?! Nobody said I was into pre-pubescent young children.” —@peacewenda
- “Please don’t ask me to keep my handy in your buttocks… Please don’t ask me to keep my handy in your buttocks.” —Lisa M.
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