Intelligent Design: Falsehood Science at Its Funniest
God just got a lot uglier and gained a few hundred levels of Mega-Epic-Gaming-LULZ – Enjoy.
Intelligent Design is what you use to make something sound a bit more science sounding and factual based, rather than its true name and its actual basis in life—Creationism is the result of idiots who think it’s responsible to believe the Earth is six thousand years old, Dinosaur are a myth and everything science has taught us about the universe is complete and utter crap in comparison to the sound logic of Christianity.
A simple truth of Intelligent Design or Creationism is that it’s summing up human existences into one boring package of conveniences; the actual convenient package left is simply calling our existences a simple game—not any game, but one game that has proved popular enough to be stolen by religion years before it was even created. People! We’re The Sims. Not some kind of Third Party game, but the original and classically beauty of Will Wright’s The Sims.
That’s what Creationism or Intelligent Design is pretty much calling our existences—funny, now that I think about it, I do get this uncontrollable urge to drink stupid amounts of coffee and then piss myself silly within the confines of four walled room with no door or windows.
Though it has a funny and rather subtle sense of humour to it, if they’re basically calling life The Sims, then God might be the most horrifying thing to imaginable—a seventeen year social shut in of an overweight build. That’s the creator! Mega-Epic-LULZ! That’s who created the Earth for Intelligent (Retard) Design or Creationism believers—that’s fucking hilarious. No omnipotent bearded man in the sky, just some fatty in a basement. Sorry for bursting your little problem of your god reduced to a horrific funny truth of your situation—thank your lucky stars for science and its true basis for everything in life, the world and the entire universe against the supposed science of Intelligent Design and its green crystals.
I’m well aware of Creationism and Intelligent Design is considered to be two different kind of retardation, but I can’t give two forms of idiocy the time of day or respect it has no right to ask from me.
Thought of the Day: October 27th:
I consider myself a cynical disillusioned optimistic of life, humankind and the general state of the world—disillusionment entered my frame of mind quite recently and I’m thankful for the new addition.
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One Response to “Intelligent Design: Falsehood Science at Its Funniest”
On October 27, 2009 at 9:04 am
Nice one…
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