The Alcoholic’s Diet

Alcoholics get the majority of their calories from beer…. and in due time they become malnurished, their salt becomes depleted, electrolytes become unbalanced….not good.

I was going to rant about the weird diets but decided to just give a list of the top ten foods eaten and thoroughly enjoyed by alcoholics, at least, from my observations.

Number one: Lots and lots of Pickles

Number two: Raw Hot Dogs

Number three: Potted Meat or any meat spread in a can

Number four : Bean/Beef Burritos

Number five: Spam!

Number six: Potato chips

Number seven: Pork and beans in a can

Number eight: Chili with beans

Number nine: Puffed wheat cereal

Number ten: Mayonaise

Between the beer and their diets… Jeez, I just don’t know how they can live!!

And they they wonder why their “duty” in the bathroom is not so pleasant!

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  1. KittyK Says...

    On July 22, 2012 at 4:23 am

    This is so true and alcoholism is truly a nasty disease…


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