The Alcoholic’s Diet
Alcoholics get the majority of their calories from beer…. and in due time they become malnurished, their salt becomes depleted, electrolytes become unbalanced….not good.
I was going to rant about the weird diets but decided to just give a list of the top ten foods eaten and thoroughly enjoyed by alcoholics, at least, from my observations.
Number one: Lots and lots of Pickles
Number two: Raw Hot Dogs
Number three: Potted Meat or any meat spread in a can
Number four : Bean/Beef Burritos
Number five: Spam!
Number six: Potato chips
Number seven: Pork and beans in a can
Number eight: Chili with beans
Number nine: Puffed wheat cereal
Number ten: Mayonaise
Between the beer and their diets… Jeez, I just don’t know how they can live!!
And they they wonder why their “duty” in the bathroom is not so pleasant!
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On July 22, 2012 at 4:23 am
This is so true and alcoholism is truly a nasty disease…