It’s been awhile. For those who don’t know me, allow me to introduce myself…. my name is Mnofdichotomy, and I’m here to piss you off. Oh, not you specifically, but a collective you. I may be the most hated writer in the history of Triond; I’ve all but made a career out of ruffling people’s feathers. And just how do i do that? By writing things like this:
Take a few minutes to read not only the article, but the comments. It’s a blast. I know, I know. I’m just looking for a couple of cheap clicks, right? In a word…. no. This article in particular is already comfortably into 7 digits as far as views go. It may, in fact, be the most successful article in the history of the site. It sat on top of the hot content list for months, and pissed off not only half of Triond, but a good number of people outside of the place. But it’s a great indicator not only of what I do, but a good preview of what I will be doing. I’ll be littering the hot content list with things like this for many days to come.
Tasteless, you say? Of course it is. Which is why I’ve written a number of articles just like it. The celebrity death articles, as they came to be referred to, are not only great bread winners, but they drive people to distraction. Along the way I’ve taken out Madonna, John Madden, Ozzy, and Hugh Heffner, among others.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. If that didn’t have people in a frenzy, this did:
There’s a link at the bottom, but you can skip it…. it pretty much says what I’m saying here. Killing Johnny Depp raised a fuss; this article brought the house down. It trended on Google,Yahoo, and Facebook for weeks…. the first time. Yup, I recycle it every so often, just to stir it up again.