Death From Above & Geopolitics
Published by There is a possibility that the world could be under attack by a combination of space junk, meteorites and interstellar debris. What to do in case you are hit by a meteorite.
It is widely believed by the scientific community that a major catastrophic meteorite landfall is inevitable. We simply have to look at the various craters that have scarred our planet over the millennium and realize that this could happen when we least expect it.
Native Americans and Outer Space
The Hobpick Indians of the Plains have a saying that aptly describes this eventuality, “…Simkba Hassi brimnow salbasha..” Unfortunately, these are sacred words never to be shared by anyone outside the tribe and therefore a translation is not forthcoming. However, when Chief Broken Turtle uttered these words, it was obvious from his expression that we should take his words seriously, whatever they might mean. It is, of course, entirely possible that the chief was indicating his displeasure at the rotten paint job he had on his Ford Bronco or the fact the he had just lost his life savings betting on the previous weeks’ lotto drawing. Whatever it means, we must take these words seriously, anyway.
Other Native American tribes have also indicated that a serious meteorite invasion is likely. On the Learning Channel, it was revealed that small meteorites recently killed an entire flock of Nebraskan Bat Eagles on the Swaneek Indian Reservation. The Bat Eagles are bred for the feathers used during their annual mud dance festivities.
People’s Republic of China Business is Disrupted
The warning signs are everywhere. Even in the People’s Republic of China, recent nicks and abrasions were noticed not only in the Forbidden City, but also on the Great Wall. Scientists from China were able to determine that the recent meteorite damage to the Great Wall so pock-marked the surface that the Annual Christmas Toy Assembling Contest will not be held on the Wall this year.
To make maters worse, all of the space junk from previous satellites, moon shots and missile launches and garbage jettisoned from space crafts are falling back onto earth. In Tucson, Arizona, a young couple was awakened when a crashing sound ripped a 4” hole into their roof. Later inspection by the police and the FAA determined that the hole was caused by a beer can thrown out the window of a space craft.
An Epidemic of Meteors and Meteorites
These events point to an epidemic of small meteorites striking the earth at any moment and with increasing frequency. And this begs the question…what can we do? Is death or serious injury inevitable from meteorites & space junk? The answer is fortunately, No! Recent developments in new forms of plastic technology will permit countries to shield against these small particles. While it is widely known that if minute space debris strike the earth even at speeds approaching 310,000 MPH, clothing containing miracle materials can be embedded in clothing and shaped to harmlessly redirect these death dealing invaders.
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