The Schmidt Sting Pain Index: How Much Could You Take?
Have you ever been stung by a bee? Want to know how much you have suffered on a scale of one to four? Then take a look at the Schmidt Sting Pain Index which rates the relative pain caused by the sting of hymenoptera. That would be sawflies, wasps, bees and ants to most of us.
The Sweat Bee
The Schmidt Sting Pain Index describes the sting of the Sweat Bee as “Light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.” Sweat bees are a large family of bees and they are hugely attracted to humans. Specifically, it is the salt in our sweat that they like. They are very common all over the world except in South East Asia and Australia where there are few branches of the family tree known as Halicitidae. As they have a desire to lap up our sweat for its salt content that means that contact with humans is common and the squeeze of fingers of splat of palms are as common as the insect. It’s a shame that this makes the bee sting us, as left alone it will take the salt and buzz off. Fortunately, on the Schmidt Sting Pain Index (which we will acronymise and call the SSPI from here on in) it is nothing much to worry about. In fact on the scale of one to four it comes in at a measly one – no decimal point.
The Fire Ant
Coming in at 1.2 on the scale is the Fire Ant. Way off the four yet if you are stung by one of these it will sting and swell up in to a bump. Schmidt describes it as “Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet & reaching for the light switch.” If you don’t leave it alone he bump can become infected as it forms a milky white pustule which reacts badly to scratching. If they do get infected then you will probably be scarred. Of course if you suffer anaphylaxis you may not have to worry about scars unless you can get emergency treatment quickly.
There are around two hundred and eight species of the fire ant world wide so you have to watch out wherever you are.
Schmidt, incidentally, is a real person – an American entomologist who wrote many papers on the subject of hymenoptera – and claims to have been stung by most of them.
The Acacia Ant
Mutualism is a symbiotic relationship between two species, and so it is with the Bullhorn Acacia and the eponymous ant that inhabits its hollowed out thorns. The ants are essentially a defense mechanism (Def Ant Four perhaps) that protects it against animals, insects or us. As a thank you the tree supplies the ants with protein from the tips of its leaves and nectar from the glands situated on every leaf stalk. Where exactly evolution came in here is anyone’s guess as there is no other known function for these ‘beltian bodies’ (named after their discoverer, Thomas Belt). However, for their food the ants don’t half give a nasty nip, Schmidt rates it as 1.8 on his scale and compares it to as if someone has fired a staple into your cheek. A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain.” Nice.
Bald Faced Hornet
The Bald Faced Hornet is an imposter! Not for being on this list, of course, but because it isn’t really a hornet at all. It was one of the yellow jacket species of wasps found in the United States and Canada. It has an exposed aerial nest which is reminiscent of hornets and that is why the name stuck. You can find this black and white beasty in its nest which can often reach three feet tall. It is the female workers rather than the drones that possess the sting and it comes in at half way up the SSPI at 2. Schmidt gleefully tells us that this one is “Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.” Aah.
The Yellow-Jacket
A relation of the above, this beautiful insect comes in at a 2 on the SSPI as well. If you are from Europe you know this simply as a wasp, but in the US they have given it a rather more memorable name. None of the males can sting, so, gentlemen (and ladies) beware the female of the species. Schmidt recognizes the fact that this is a painful stinger when he says “Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine WC Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.”
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Their sting looks like a lance with small barbs and the Yellowjacket does not, as some believe, stop stinging you after the first attempt. They go at you repeatedly though it must be said that sometimes they strike with such force that the sting becomes embedded and when the wasp pulls back the sting is pulled free. If you just said ‘ew’ then you are not alone.
The Honey Bee
The Honey Bee (the eastern variety is shown above) come from all over but seems to have started out in South East Asia. It is about the most plesiomorphic creature on the planet. That is, the Apis family to which it belongs is found in the fossil record from thirty million years ago as pretty much as it is now. How many stings altogether that would be over the millions of years is anyone’s guess. How its sting feels many of you reading this will know already. How close is it to “like a matchhead that flips off and burns on your skin”? That is certainly how Schmidt describes it and the author, for one agrees. More painful than the yellowjacket, it is still, however, in the two range of the SSPI. As is…
The European Hornet
Appropriate that the two insects which share the same sting pain index should be pictured together. However, it is the European Hornet that is making a meal of the Honey Bee in this picture, if you look closely. This would in some quarters be referred to as a big mother and the queen can reach one and a half inches in length. Although this creature can sting with the best of them it is not a very aggressive creature. Go near or disturb its nest, however, and that is another story. Hold on tight, though, we are about to get to the threes on the SSPI.
The Red Harvester Ant
The South West of the United States is home to the Red Harvester Ants, which comes in at a three on the SSPI. As you may expect from their name, their food consists of seeds. These seeds are hoarded in huge numbers and are protected ferociously by the ants. The sting itself is particularly nasty as it spreads to the lymph nodes of the victim and can cause nasty reaction. Schmidt does not shy away from putting words to effect to describe the sting – “Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your toe nail.” Oh, they bite too.
The Paper Wasp
The Paper Wasp will only attack if confronted or threatened, which is a shame if you find a nest in your loft but hey ho. When and if it does sting, though, you will be sorry. Schmidt compares it to something “Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your ingrown toenail.” They get their name from their nest which is made from dead wood fiber and the stems of plants. They mix it with their saliva and the result is a papery substance which is the perfect building material for their water resistant nest. Like the harvester ant, this is a three on our pain scale.
The Tarantula Hawk Wasp
If you hunt Tarantulas for your supper then the bets must be on evens that you have a pretty almighty sting. So it is with the Tarantula Hawk Wasp which is at a four on the SSPI. With a very dark blue body and reddish wings, it doesn’t look terribly threatening. However, they have enormous stingers, so large in fact that not many animals can eat them without doing themselves enormous damage. One creature that can is the Roadrunner. Well, beep ruddy beep. Although not aggressive unless provoked, best not to approach too closely. Schmidt tells us that the sting is “Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair drier has been dropped into your bubble bath.”
The Bullet Ant
At the top of the list with a Schmidt Sting Pain Index of four PLUS, is the Bullet Ant. You really do not want to be stung by one of these. You would suffer wave upon wave of burning pain which will not reduce for over a day – by which time you would no doubt wish you were dead anyway. It is found in the lowland rainforests of Nicaragua down to Paraguay. It looks very much like a wasp which has had its wings pulled off (no doubt by a smug school boy, which would explain its anger). Not to put too fine a point on that, one of the coming of age rituals among indigenous peoples within its habitat is this. You don’t become a man until you have been stung by this creature twenty times. Without screaming. Let us leave the final description to Schmidt. The sting of the Bullet Ant is “Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail in your heel. Ouch.
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33 Responses to “The Schmidt Sting Pain Index: How Much Could You Take?”
On June 2, 2009 at 3:07 am
Thanks for sharing.
On June 2, 2009 at 3:28 am
A paean of pain! Delightful!
But I know some people who ’sting’ much more potently than the Bullet Ant – effects can last an entire lifetime, I’ve been told!
On June 2, 2009 at 4:48 am
Stunning…
On June 2, 2009 at 5:05 am
I suppose these stings are more therapeutic in nature than a puncture from a syringe. Unless of course one gets it from a scorpion. Great article, ‘got me stung.
On June 2, 2009 at 6:38 am
Fascinating article, these guys make my skin crawl. The bullet ant sounds nasty.
On June 2, 2009 at 6:55 am
I have encountered the sting of the yellow jacket and that is quite sufficent thank you lol. Great write and read RJ
On June 2, 2009 at 7:21 am
Being an exterior house painter among other trades, we completed a house except for the north gable end of the home. This area became the dwelling of a huge hornets nest, buzzing about daily. As we refused to climb the forty feet because of the bees, our boss in a haste to complete the work cruised up the ladder to show us how easy it was to work among the gang of buzzing bees.It must have been the queen that lanced him in the forehead right between his eyes…lol we saw him pole slide down the ladder useing the sides as handles. When he hit the ground and jumped too his feet there was a golf ball shaped lump almost closing his eyes shut, nothing but a shot of benedryl for mark as the gable end was left incomplete…..interesting and informative read
On June 2, 2009 at 1:14 pm
I have yellow jacket nest right above my front door right now and one of those little buggers got in the house yesterday. However, my dog ate it before it had a chance. lol
On June 2, 2009 at 3:43 pm
buzz-tacular article RJ!
On June 2, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Wonderful creatures
On June 2, 2009 at 5:47 pm
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On June 2, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Great and informative. I remember my mom making a paste of water and dirt to put on bee stings. Can’t remember if it helped, but thought it was pretty ironic mom putting mud on us!
On June 2, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Wow, great work, I want more. Very nice topic.
On June 2, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Interesting topic. well done.
On June 2, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Amusing instructive and informative article .
On June 3, 2009 at 2:12 am
I don’t enjoy the hornet season here! Interesting article.
On June 4, 2009 at 9:45 am
What an interesting and unusual topic. Nice one RJ.
On June 4, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I agree, I have been stung with just about everything with a stinger in my part of the country. A yellow jacket is about as bad as it gets.
On June 4, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Yellowjackets are bad, as anyone from Texas who’s had the displeasure of running into a nest of ‘em while mowing the yard can tell you. They’re mean little bastards, and will chase you into the next county if you don’t beat ‘em to the door. I got busted by three at the same time once, right on the forehead. Thought I was gonna go into a coma, but I digress. Sadly lacking on this list is the feared Red Hornet. Now…I’ve never had the honor of meeting one first-hand, and hope I never do, but I’ve seen the effects. And the asp…those wooly-looking little worm thingies that hang around oak trees. Make a grown man cry like a little girl, they will.
On June 4, 2009 at 7:35 pm
I;ve been stung by honey bees, paper wasps, and yellow jackets. Yellow Jacket was by far the worst, and honey bee was the least. All were bad though.
On June 4, 2009 at 11:14 pm
i collected a bumblebee sting in the palm of my hand once. won’t do it again, but based on your descriptions, i’d put it in the low two range. pain lasted perhaps 7 hours, some swelling…
On June 4, 2009 at 11:16 pm
oh, and it was hot. it felt hot.
On June 5, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Very informative article.I truly found out things I did not know.
Great Writer. Keep it coming
On June 6, 2009 at 6:41 pm
It’s nothing compared to the pain of being a Schmidt.
On June 7, 2009 at 12:54 pm
You left the Cicadia killer wasp off the list. At nearly two inches long, it feels like you have just been shot with a 22 pistol, and leaves a quarter-sized lump that itches like mad for a day or two after the initial pain and shock wears off. One of these beasts stung me at work a couple of years back. I got two days off with pay
On June 7, 2009 at 9:08 pm
hi,
wow.. i had no idea that pain could get so bad.. great article.. very nicely written..
On June 10, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I hate bees and every year we get hornets’ nest in the eves of our home. Interesting article and informative.
On June 13, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I have just been stung by some sort of worm i have never seen in texas, he looks like a pinch of yellow carpet on top and catapiller like on the bottom, and is only the size of a fingernail. does anyone know what this is
On June 14, 2009 at 9:06 pm
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
that’s great.
On June 18, 2009 at 10:03 am
very informative, interesting, biting, stinging…! When I was young while i was plucking lilies from our garden, a honey bee hit me like a hurricane on my tender upper lip. before i could recover from the shock and pain my upper lip had SWOOOLEN three times its normal size! It took more than a day to get my lip back to its normal size even after medication. I am afraid to go near a FLOWER even now!
On June 22, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I am a wimp, I admit. what is a mosquito on the pain test? I can tolerate them easy!
On August 4, 2009 at 10:57 pm
I got stung by a Tarantula Hawk in Atlanta, Georgia while riding a bicycle. It felt like I got shot by a gun, and I fell off the bike. It stung me in the middle of my forearm but the bite swelled up all the way to my wrist and past my elbow. It made my bones hurt. One of the most painful experiences of my life!!!
On September 28, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I believe your photo for “paper wasps” may actually be bald-faced hornets. Paper wasps (at least the one’s in my area) have smaller nests, that hang from a single “stem”, and are disc-shaped, with open cells that you can actually see the larvae in. This nest is round and closed. Plus the wasps shown have the same belly pattern as worker BFH’s.
Cool site. I have used the info on this for many of my classes!
KP
Naturalist
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