Sexiest Animals Alive: Creatures with The Most Attractive Buttocks

What animals are the sexiest in the world?

One of the most important assets a person should possess in order to be considered sexy – is to have a sexy buttocks.

Clint Eastwood,  Charles Bronson, Marlon Brando, Sean Connery were once considered the sexiest men alive. Tom Cruise, George Clooney and Brad Pitt are some of the few recent sexiest men alive.

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The above photo depicts two naked cyclists from Seattle, Washington, USA with painted buttocks. Body-painted naked cyclists are a popular tradition in Fremont Fair, Seattle during the Summer Solstice Parade and Pageant.

This article, however, will not tackle people or celebrities and personalities who are considered sexy because of their awesome buttocks. This post is about animals with sexy buttocks.

If you find those 2 naked cyclists with painted buttocks sexy, I am sure you’ll agree with me that the “sexiest animal alive” in the animal kingdom is the Mandrill.  The color of its buttocks are natural unlike the two naked cyclists.

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The Mandrill, which is scientifically named Mandrillus sphinx, is the largest species of monkey in the world. As the largest monkey, it can grow up to 90 cm in height and up to 35 kg in weight. It has a longer lifespan in captivity and can survive up to 31 years. It has colorful face and buttocks that becomes more colorful as it grows older.  This sexy animal with brightly-colored butt can be found in Africa.

Baboon, like the Mandrill, also possesses one of the sexiest buttocks in the world. This is not very surprising because Mandrills and Baboons are closely related.

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This monkey species has a short tail and rough spots on its prominent reddish buttocks. These spots are called ischial callosities which are nerveless and hairless pads of skin that provide for the sitting comfort of the animal. It is also a large species of monkey but only second to the Mandrill. It can grow up to 120 cm in height and can weigh as much 40 kg.  I consider baboons as amongst the “sexiest animal alive”.

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20 Responses to “Sexiest Animals Alive: Creatures with The Most Attractive Buttocks”
  1. Eunice Tan Says...

    On October 3, 2010 at 11:22 pm

    Sexiest ..ha..ha… I do hope Nobert that Triond do not ban this site. Great post.:)


  2. Eunice Tan Says...

    On October 3, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    Sexiest ..ha..ha… I do hope Nobert that Triond do not ban this site. Great post.:)


  3. BriannaMorgan Says...

    On October 3, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    what an interesting article, I think baboons have some of the grosses behinds on the planet.


  4. Eunice Tan Says...

    On October 3, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    Sexiest ..ha..ha… I do hope Nobert that Triond do not ban this site. Great post.:).


  5. Jimmy Shilaho Says...

    On October 3, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    A strange entry but very funny at the same time.


  6. Rana Sinha Says...

    On October 4, 2010 at 12:34 am

    Very interesting and funny at the same time. Thanks for sharing.


  7. Dee Gold Says...

    On October 4, 2010 at 12:37 am

    lol


  8. Goodselfme Says...

    On October 4, 2010 at 12:38 am

    I have a different idea than sexy for these behinds.


  9. Christine Ramsay Says...

    On October 4, 2010 at 6:34 am

    Attractive and sexy they are not. A very funny article.

    Christine


  10. papaleng Says...

    On October 4, 2010 at 7:44 am

    hindi sila sexy, lol. another interesting post, nobert.


  11. Raj the Tora Says...

    On October 4, 2010 at 8:10 am

    oh! did not expect this :) very funny though. LOL


  12. Zoey7879 Says...

    On October 4, 2010 at 8:45 am

    Hmmm someone has a bad case of blue balls.


  13. Mark Gordon Brown Says...

    On October 4, 2010 at 10:47 am

    the cyclists lost their paint on their bike seats.


  14. Phoenix Montoya Says...

    On October 9, 2010 at 4:15 am

    I guess nothing beats the baboon. Good share Nobert, UP!


  15. shahy Says...

    On October 17, 2010 at 7:14 am

    good resrearch nice share


  16. Rhodora Bande Says...

    On October 26, 2010 at 2:36 am

    hahaha! tricky title!


  17. Martuste Says...

    On November 8, 2010 at 8:31 am

    very sexi


  18. Jerry Bradford aka Jerry Atrixx Says...

    On November 16, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    Baboons have a red butt shaped like a heart. I “heart” baboon buttocks!

    Hahahaha!


  19. Brewed Coffee Says...

    On November 17, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    I thought the list would show J. Lo. Hahahah! I wonder why they have brightly colored butts, those monkeys. I mean, what for? I find it strange. Great article, Sir!


  20. Blue Buttefly Says...

    On December 28, 2010 at 5:01 am

    hahaha this article just made me laughed, very funny!


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