An Unscientific Look at The Solar System

The Engine of the Solar System:In the solar system has a big star that’s called the sun.

The 1st planet from the sun: It’s a little planet called Mercury, named after the Greek god of speed. It revolves around the sun faster then any other planet in the solar system.

The 2nd planet from the sun: Venus is a littleblond planet supposingly where all the females are from. Named after the goddess of love.

The 3rd planet from the sun: It’s a planet called Earth, there’s nothing going on with this planet, it’s not even named after a god, so there is no possible way that there’s anything remotely interesting with this planet. so lets move on.

The 4th planet from the sun:Mars a blood red planet named after the god of war, so obviously it’s where all the dudes are from.

The 1st dwarf planet from the sun: Ceres is a dwarf planet from the asteroid belt so you can call this one the belt buckle of the asteroid belt.

The 5th Planet from the sun:Jupiter the biggest planet in the solar system, it even has a nipple.

Centaurs! Yes there is centaurs in space, how cool is that! but They’re actually just big icy asteroids between Jupiter and Neptune.

The 6thplanet from the sun: Saturn, it has a ring, that’s pretty much what this planet is known for.

The 7thplanet from the sun: Uranus hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it has alot of moons hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it “cracks” me up hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh Uranus just can’t a get break.

The 8th planet from the sun:Neptune the last planet.

The Kuiper Belt: Outside Neptune are some more rocks.

Formally the 9th planet from the sun: Pluto it’s just an asteroid with alot of ice now. Named after the ruler of the underworld, it used to be a nice ending to the “9 planets of the Solar System” family. Now we got Aquaman to finish everything. (Sorry Neptune, you used to be the cool mysterious planet between Uranus and the lord of the underworld…..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!)

3rd dwarf planet from the sun:Hauma a plutoid named  after the Hawaiian goddess of fertility and childbirth, witch coincidentally shape like an egg.

4th dwarf planet from the sun:  Makemake another plutoid, it’s too bad this one is not egg shape because it was discovered shortly after easter, and named after the mythology of the native people of Easter Island.

5th dwarf planet from the sun: Eris, it’s all because of her that Pluto is no longer a planet.

Scattered Disk: Many astrologers doesn’t really know the difference between the Scattered Disk and the Kuiper Belt, some may call the Scattered Disk the extended part of the Kuiper Belt.

Detached Objects: Outside the the Scattered Disk are the detached objects, more rocks that are away from the Scattered Disk.

Oort Cloud: Even further than the detached objects, it’s almost a light year away from the sun.

Heliophere: Finally the last stop for the solar system is a thing called the heliophere, it’s a bubble…and that’s how I’m going to end this article with, it’s a bubble.